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Thursday, October 29, 2009

HOW TO RECRUIT THE RIGHT PERSON FOR THE JOB?

Posted by [ S H A Z ] 2:49 PM, under | No comments

Put about 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed
room with an Open window..


Then send 2 or 3 candidates in
The room and close the door.


Leave them alone and come back
After 6 hours and then analyze
The situation.



If they are counting the
Bricks.
Put them in the accounts
Department
.

If they are recounting them..
Put them in auditing ..


If they have messed up the
Whole place with the bricks.
Put them in engineering .


If they are arranging the
bricks in some strange order.
Put them in planning .


If they are throwing the
bricks at each other.
Put them in operations .


If they are sleeping.
Put them in security .


If they have broken the bricks into pieces.
Put them in information Technology .


If they are sitting idle.
Put them in human resources .


If they say they have tried different combinations,
yet not a brick has been moved.
Put them in sales.


If they have already left for the day.
Put them in marketing .

If they are staring out of the Window.
Put them on strategic Planning.

And then last but not least.
If they are talking to each other
and not a single brick has been moved...


Congratulate them and
put them in
Top management

Sape kata lembu BODOH???

Posted by [ S H A Z ] 2:41 PM, under | No comments

LEMBU sebenarnya PANDAI kerana...

1 ... lembu tak buang anak dalam tong sampah, longkang dsb.

2 ... lembu tak ponteng kerja... pagi-pagi dia keluar meragut, petang dia balik rumah.

3 ... bila sampai waktu maghrib, lembu mesti balik rumah.. dia tak ada pulak main takraw ke, main bolasepak ke, shopping kat pasar malam ke.

4 ... lembu tak melakukan perhubungan jantina luar tabii.

5 ... lembu tak buat maksiat seperti berjudi, minum arak dsb.

6 ... lembu faham cakap manusia tapi manusia tak faham cakap lembu.

7 ... lembu tak ada pulak beri anak dara dia keluar malam dengan lembu jantan lain.

8 ... anak teruna lembu pulak tak ada nak usung anak dara lembu lain sampai lewat malam.

9 ... lembu punya susu, sapi dapat nama... yang bagi nama minyak sapi tu, manusia lah, bukannya lembu.

10 ... lembu tak ada buang masa membaca artikel karut macam ni...


BE HEPI..hehe


Masa utk hilangkan stress.....

Posted by [ S H A Z ] 2:34 PM, under | No comments

Citer 1


Suami : Kenapa Sayang menangis?
Isteri : Saya telah baca sebuah buku. Sad endinglah bang..
Suami : Buku apa?
Isteri : Buku bank abanglah..

Citer 2

Aderla sorang lelaki datang ke sebuah rumah untuk meminta
derma. Derma untuk rumah orang-orang tua. seorang budak pun membuka pintu.
budak : derma ape bang?
lelaki : derma untuk rumah orang-orang tua. adik ada apa-apa untuk
didermakan?
budak : nanti jap.saya ambilkan atuk saya.
lelaki : ?????

Citer 3

Tunang Farid, Siti, menelefonnya untuk memutuskan pertunangan mereka.
Farid : Mengapa?
Siti : Saya dah bosan ngan awak. saya dah ada teman baru. Sebelum tu
awak mesti kembalikan semua gambar saya.
Farid : Ok. Tapi saya tak ingatlah yang mana satu gambar awak, Nanti awak
pilihlah sendiri. Yang selebihnya kembalikan kepada saya.
Siti : Erkkkkkk........ Benci .........

Citer 4

Seorang Tok Batin baru membeli motorsikal Honda dan kebetulan pada
jalan pulang terserempak dengan kawanya yang ingin menumpang, lalu
ditumpangkan kawanya itu. Dalam perjalanan kawannya merasakan Tok Batin
hanya mengunakan gear 1 sahaja lalu bertanyalah kawanya itu,
Kawan Tok Batin : Kenapak kamu hanya pakai gear 1 sahaja.
Tok Batin : Kalau rosak 1 gear ada 2 lagi gear.
Kawan Tok Batin : ????????

Citer 5


Seorang posmen yang datang menghantar surat .
" Assalamualaikum "
" Walaikumsalam "
" Ni rumah encik Sameon ye?
" Ya saya"
" Poning kepala saya mencari alamat rumah encik ni "
" Buat susah aje encik nie! Apsal tak pos aje?"

Citer 6

Orang Asli Dan Polis
orang asli : selamat pagi tuan
polis : selamat pagi
polis : apa hal
orang asli : saya nak buat repot tuan
polis : fasal apa tu
orang asli : kawan saya di baham harimau
polis : pukul berapa
orang asli : dia tak pukul, terkam
polis : habis?
orang asli : tak habis, tinggal kepala

Citer 7

Seorang lelaki pergi ke klinik mata. Setelah matanya diperiksa, dia
bertanya: " Doktor, lepas pakai cermin mata nanti, boleh ke saya
membaca macam orang lain?" "Dah tentu, " jawab doktor. "Oh, gembiranya.
Dah lama saya buta huruf, akhirnya boleh juga saya membaca," kata lelaki
itu dengan riang.



beli belah di Tesco

Posted by [ Z U L I E ] 1:46 AM, under | No comments

Saje je jalan2 kt Tesco..dh Tesco paling dekat..jalan kaki je
Xde ape pun yg dibeli..
cuma beli anggur..sedapnye!!

tengah memilih anggur..baik punya!!hehe


ambil je la yg mane2..malas nk pikir


waa..besarnye tembikai ni...sedap ke??mst la sedap!!

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

nasi lemak

Posted by [ Z U L I E ] 11:51 PM, under | No comments

Nasi lemak!!!
I like it so much..especially if my mum make it....oh,so delicious..cannot describe how delicious it is.. in Malaysia, it is our national dish..especially malay.. we can eat it at anytime..but, usually I eat it for breakfast.it can open my appetite..yummi!!

wa...sedapnye!!nk makan nasi lemak!!

Rindunye dgn nasi lemak..nk makan bk2 ble balik rumah nnt...mkn byk2???alamak, xboleh ke??xpe kot klu mkn byk2..hahha...mmg sedap la...tp x elok sgt makan nasi lemak selalu n byk..so, Zulie..nasi lemak boleh makan tp, control la sikit...ok

use webcam

Posted by [ Z U L I E ] 9:45 PM, under | No comments

Do you have a laptop or pc???
Do you like to use your webcam??
I like to use it..quite ok and clear
Pictures for today that were taken by me...

me, just call me Zulie


only use webcam..then edit lor


how to use the webcam??it's easy lor..
-you should have somewhere in start an button for your webcam. click it, and double click your webcam.
-then, capture your picture if you want

just dreaming

Posted by [ Z U L I E ] 7:26 PM, under | No comments

Hari ni punyalah ingat nk g padang..nk bersenam,lari keliling pdg..rupenye angan2 je..mmg aku ni xtahan dgn godaan katil..tidur yg aku layan.huh,mcmne ni Zulie..X capai target..tidak mengapa.Ini hanya baru permulaan..xpe la, klu xpergi padang pun xpe..skipping dlm bilik or luar bilik..lame dah x skipping..Amalkan hidup yg sihat..Kurangkan masa untuk tdur siang..Kalau berlari atau jgging, dapat gak kurangkan lemak.huhu..mmg ade niat nk bangun dr tdur td, tp rase sakit badan..tu yang dilayan je tidur.

Zulie, just do if You want!!!
Better try it, only you know whether it's ok or ko...
I know You can Do it!!

Selawat untuk mudah ingat dan payah lupa

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Amalan membaca doa sangat digalakkan..sama-samalah kita berkongsi ilmu.. Bacalah selawat ini supaya anda mudah ingat dan payah untuk lupa..Insyaallah.. kita hanya berusaha.. Selawat ini aku suka baca..aku tampal selawat ini kt board meja study aku..senang nak baca..Mudah dibaca..


Sama-sama la kita berjaya dlm ape jua bidang yg kita ceburi..InsyaAllah

STUDY..

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Presentation for audio was quite good..
All students did a good job
We were recording our voices for a short drama like what we heard from the radio..
But, we just used handphone and chose sound recording
Our group used my handphone..sony ericson..the sound was quite clear
Maybe if I have a time, I will insert the audio that was produced by my group inside here..
For class ecosystem and biodiversity, we did some revision..the subject was quite tough for me..
Thank you for Dr. Parvinder for giving some tips for examination for Planning for Primary Science..

Monday, October 26, 2009

picture for today

Posted by [ Z U L I E ] 11:36 PM, under | No comments

Today, 26th October 2009
pictures that I captured during En. Azizan's class for Teknologi Pendidikan ( TP )
I like this pictures because it looked like be a DJ for radio..hehhe
actually, we were having class at that time,.we were recording our voices for assignment
but, actually, we were not doing our work, we were just playing around..heheh..just pretending
but, so cool..

during En . Azizan's class...


me..Zuliyana Hassan @ Zulie


act as a DJ radio..hehe..I like this picture.

9th November 2009, I will sit for TP examination..9hb November is my sweet number..because it's my birthday..But, not many people remember my birthday(*sigh) except........................Thanks.

Nangka yg comel....

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Audition for raja lawak

Posted by [ Z U L I E ] 7:46 PM, under | No comments

Yesterday, on Sunday, 25th October 2009, I went to Bukit Jambul Complex..I ate at there.. Then, I just walked in the complex..Suddenly, I heard noisy sound and I saw a lot of people crowded at one part beside the Garden Bakery..beside Marry Brown too.. Oh, I see!! There was audition for Raja Lawak..I saw Zizan and Bin Beramboi that acted as the judges for that program.ok la for me..

So, there are some pictures that I snapped...

crowded..din beramboi and zizan raja lawak( the judges )


last person..selected for raja lawak..

Ujian SEGAK

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As a future teacher, I should know about Standard Kecergasan Fizikal Kebangsaan Untuk Murid Sekolah Malaysia or it also called as ( SEGAK ) for primary and secondary school.

Today, we had exposed to the ujian SEGAK.We were introduced the instruments that were needed for this test by Mr. Kuan Nam Poh ( our lecturer ). Luckily, there was no marks that were taken for us when we did this test.Good news for me..Because I was not exercising for a long time.I admitted it.

Objektif Ujian SEGAK:
Murid dapat:
-mengukur dan merekod tahap kecergasan fizikal
-menganalisis dan mentafsir kecergasan fizikal kendiri
-mengetahui tahap kecergasan kendiri
-merancang dan melakukan tindakan susulan
-mencapai tahap kecergasan yang diiktiraf berdasarkan prestasi semasa.

Ujian ini terdiri daripada dua bahagian iaitu:
-Ukuran Indeks Jisim Badan
-Bateri ujian fizikal

Bateri ujian fizikal:
-Naik Turun Bangku ( 3 minit )
-Tekan Tubi ( 1 minit )
-Ringkuk Tubi Separa ( 1 minit )
-Jnagkauan Melunjur


For today, we did 'bateri ujian fizikal'...quite difficult for people who are not exercise for a long time. I do not like to do this test but I have to...at least I know what I should do if I have to conduct SEGAK test in the school in the future..

Sunday, October 25, 2009

bad day..

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Today is a bad bay for me..coz i vomitted badly today!!first experience like this..hope not happen again..dont want!! I felt 'longlai' after vomit..huhu..vomitted in the bus..huhu...'nyaris2'...luckily sempat tahan walaupu dh x tertahan...vomitted in my room at hostel..luckily lee fern sempat gave me the plastik, if not........................you know what will happen next..

Tomorrow, we have SEGAK test..huhu..have to run around the field for 6 times to get 2.4km..oh no,not my taste lor!!for a long time, i did not go to exercise,suddenly have to to SEGAK test..bad day la...

I hope I can do..I will do my best..think positive Zulie!!

bad day + happy day

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huh..so tired today.I went to USM for 'Kejohanan Olahraga Tahunan ( KOT ).
i was one of ajk for technical..so busy..like work in the office.Do work from 9am to 1.15pm..huh.just imagine!!!under the hot sun,hot day...sunny day..so hot..eventhough i wore the cap, but still hot lor...my work was to 'angkut barang'..for balapan..huh,they should thank me..my friends too.it's not volunteer..but..volunteer+forced..oh,k la..just forget about it..there's something that I learnt too..like my friend said to me:
Zulie, we're like exercising today!.

Ok la..at least it can release my tension + tired for a while..

Kak pah treated us KFC..Thank you k.pah..i was hungry at that time..
I want to tell you all that 24th October is my roomate's birthday..Her name is Seow Lee Fern..just call her Lee Fern..HAPPY BIRTHDAY LEE FERN!!!...SWEET 21..May God bless you

that's all for today..im sleepy right now..want to sleep..'dah la muka ni dah burn sbb berjemur arini kt USM..macam kena salai n panggang je!!merah2 muka...x suka!!'

GOOD NIGHT...sweet dream..

Friday, October 23, 2009

cara pakai selendang

Posted by [ Z U L I E ] 8:59 PM, under | No comments

Sejak kebelakangan ini, aku minat ngan selendang
minat aku tgk selendang warna warni skrg ni
lawa gak nmpk org yg pakai selendang ni
menarik
tapi aku ni xpernah pun pakai selendang n x tau sgt cara pemakaian selendang ni
so, aku pun surf la internet cari pasal selendang
aku jmpe la cara pakai selendang kat 1 blog ni
seperti di bawah:

1) Pinkan selendang. Pastikan sebelah pendek dan sebelah lagi panjang seperti gambar di atas.
2) Tarik bahagian panjang selendang ke belakang.
3) Lilit di atas kepala.
4) Sematkan selebihnya di bawah dagu dengan kemas.
5) Tarik bahagian pendek selendang dan pinkan ke belakang/ tepi untuk menampakkan 'v' shape.
6) Lastly, dah siap!!

nothing

Posted by [ Z U L I E ] 8:32 PM, under | No comments

I don't know what kind of story that I want to write here
I have no idea
Speechless
I just follow hat my finger tip want to do
no one can force me
quite happy today
can eat what I always want to...desired
alhamdulillah
suddenly, I got an idea
I want to ask you all whether ' in your opinion, money is important to you or not??'
For me, it's important
I can buy something that I like..But I still count or think wisely
so, I still have money for the very important things
even if we want to go to the toilet at the shopping complex, we still need at least 20 cent to enter the toilet
see how important the money!!
sometimes, we will think or feel that it's not relevant and logic to pay 20 cent
but, sometimes it has its relevant........
perhaps we can think about it

no class

Posted by [ Z U L I E ] 10:23 AM, under | No comments

Wa..so happy
no class
sleep well last night
hehe
But, Im so hungry right now..
After this, I want to eat
tomorrow, there will be KOT festival
at stadium USM
I will be there too..with my friend

Thursday, October 22, 2009

edit some pictures

Posted by [ Z U L I E ] 12:15 AM, under | No comments

I editted some pictures




pictures that were captures at USM
we were asked to be 'pegawai teknikal'..*ahaks
try to love to edit pictures..
enjoy it


Wednesday, October 21, 2009

hakim atau bhgn teknikal??

Posted by [ Z U L I E ] 1:21 PM, under | No comments

Br je sampai bilik
td ake taklimat pasal Kejohanan Olahraga Tahunan ( KOT )
jd peserta ke???
xla
jd pegawai KOT
patutnya jd hakim balapan
tp mcm kene campak ke bhgn teknikal je
ngn kwn2 yg lain
ptg ni kene g stadium USM tok tgk pdg
coz ktorg wat KOT kt padang USM
taun lepas aku jd penonton
taun ni xdah..huhu
xkisah la..
k la, aku pening sgt ni..dh la ujan lak td
pening gler..
nk smbhyg n tidur la kejap..
rehatkan badan

with my friends..

Posted by [ Z U L I E ] 12:28 AM, under | No comments

Kawan..
berkongsi cerita gosip2..
ade aje ceritanye..

sembang2
bilik akok ana and fatin mst jadi mangsa
sori la ye..tp mmg ske!!
heh
e
thank you all of you..


Terima kasih semuanya..
Friendship forever


Suatu ketika dahulu


bersama kawan-kawan

Semuanya happy2
ketawa semuanya, tersenyum...
indah sangat itu

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

my siblings

Posted by [ Z U L I E ] 11:41 PM, under | No comments

Aku ade 6 adik beradik
ni gamba mase raya Puasa 2009

ade 5 org je..
abg sulong xde dlm gamba..
g mane ntah
I love my family
all about my siblings..

tembikai..

Posted by [ Z U L I E ] 11:13 PM, under | No comments


Sedap kan makan tembikai.
Sape x suke makan tembikai???

angkat tgn..
aku suke..
especially, tembikai merahnye wow..sedapnye!!!


Aku br je beli tembikai ni..
dpt gak beli..sebiji kt Tesco nant br makan..
sedap2

aku sertakan khasiat tembikai yg aku ade baca dr internet..

sama2 kita baca:

Tembikai mengandungi 92 peratus air dan 8 peratus gula. Ia juga mengandungi antioksidan lycopene, kaya dengan vitamin C dan beta karotena yang mampu mencegah pelbagai penyakit terutamanya kanser. Tembikai juga kaya dengan kalium (potsium) dimana sekiranya seseorang mengambil separuh sahaja daripada buah tembikai, dia akan memperoleh lebih kurang 825mg kalium. Fungsi kalium ialah merendahkan tekanan darah dan menghalang kolesterol daripada melekat dan menyempitkan pembuluh darah arteri. Tembikai hendaklah diambil sebelum makan berat untuk membersihkan perut dan rasanya akan menjadi sangat manis terutama pada waktu petang kerana resonan dengan warna merah di dalam.

Kelebihan Surah Al-Ikhlas

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Surah Al-Ikhlas mempunyai pelbagai kelebihannya..
menarik info yg aku peroleh
bersama-sama kita mendekatkan diri kepada Allah
sembahyang tiang agama
mengaji la setiap hari

Sabda Rasulullah S.A.W yang bermaksud:

Barangsiapa membaca surah Al-Ikhlas sewaktu sakit sehingga dia meninggal dunia, maka dia tidak akan membusuk di dalam kuburnya, akan selamat dia dari kesempitan kuburnya dan para malaikat akan membawanya dengan sayap mereka melintasi titian siratul mustaqim lalu menuju ke syurga. (Demikian
diterangkan dalam Tadzikaratul Qurthuby). Rasulullah SAW pernah bertanya sebuah teka-teki kepada umatnya Siapakah antara kamu yang dapat khatam Qur'an dalam jangkamasa dua-tiga minit? Tiada seorang dari sahabatnya yang menjawab. Malah Saiyidina Ummar telah mengatakan bahawa ianya mustahil untuk
mengatam Qur'an dalam begitu cepat. Kemudiannya Saiyyidina Ali mengangkat tangannya. Saiyidina Ummar bersuara kepada Saiyidina Ali bahawa Saiyidina Ali (yang sedang kecil pada waktu itu)tidak tahu apa yang dikatakannya itu. Lantas Saiyidina Ali membaca surah Al-Ikhlas tiga kali. Rasulullah SAW menjawab dengan mengatakan bahawa Saiyidina Ali betul. Membaca surah Al-Ikhlas sekali ganjarannya sama dengan membaca 10 jus kitab Al-Quran. Lalu dengan membaca surah Al-Ikhlas sebanyak tiga kali qatamlah Quran kerana ianya sama dengan membaca 30 jus Al-Quran.


[ MEMPELAM ]

Posted by [ Z U L I E ] 6:35 PM, under | No comments

Hari ni aku dpt makan mempelam telur
ala pelam yg comel2 tu
sedap sebab masam
kecur lidah rase
mcm2 nama pelam ni..
sebenarnya aku panggil pelam je, x pggl mempelam pun, ade yg panggil pauh
mkn pelam tengahari td lepas habis kelas
mkn kt bilik akok ana
ikuti dialog di bwh:

akok ana: kok yong, dtg la bilik mkn mempelam
aku @ kok yong: jap akok ana, nnt kmi dtg..

Apalagi, aku terus pergi la..aku bw tempah cicah rojak, peeler, pisau..hehhe
pelam punye pasal..
sedap.puas hati

Remember this??

Posted by [ Z U L I E ] 12:48 PM, under | No comments

Still remember this photo??


At Galeria Perdana, Pulau Langkawi
when Bina Insan Guru ( BIG )
year 2008
Like it

Finished..

Posted by [ Z U L I E ] 12:39 PM, under | No comments

Finally...
exam SDP dh lepas
boleh la gak jawab
ingtkan nk bgn awl td..kol 6..
last2 lewat
x study pun
dh la dgn sakit perutnye
huhu
tp alhamdulillah ok la
ym mlm td pun x sia2
sgt membantu
thanks

Kisah Pak Ali

Posted by [ S H A Z ] 11:19 AM, under | No comments


Pada satu hari, Pak Ali pergi ke hutan untuk mencari kayu api. Pabila lalu kat kawasan tasik, Pak Ali tergelincir dan kapak buruknye terjatuh dalam tasik tu. Maka datanglah Pari Pari Tasik kepada Pak Ali.

Pari Pari: Kenapa dengan kau?
Pak Ali: Kapak aku terjatuh ke dalam tasik.

Pari Pari pun menyelam dan kembali bersama kapak perak.
Pari Pari: Inikah kapak kamu?
Pak Ali: Tidak.

Pari Pari pun menyelam dan kembali bersama kapak emas..
Pari Pari: Inikah kapak kamu?
Pak Ali: Tidak, kapak aku buruk sahaja.

Pari pari pun menyelam dan kembali bersama kapak buruk.
Pari Pari: Inikah kapak kamu?
Pak Ali: Ya, itulah kapak buruk aku.

Pari Pari Tasik suka sikap Pak Ali yang jujur itu lalu memberikan ketiga-tiga kapak itu kepadanya.

Pada hari lain pulak. Pak Ali berjalan di sekitar tasik yang sama bersama isterinya. Kali ni isterinye plak yang jatuh ke dalam tasik. Pak Ali susah hati. Maka datanglah Pari Pari Tasik kepada Pak Ali..

Pari Pari: Kenapa kau bersedih?
Pak Ali: Isteriku jatuh ke dalam tasik.

Pari Pari pun menyelam dan kembali bersama Angelina Jolie.
Pari Pari: Inikah isteri kau?

Sambil menangis Pak Ali menjawab... "ya, itulah isteriku..."
Pari Pari pun marah, "Sungguh ku tak sangka, kau yang jujur satu masa dulu telah menjadi tamak".

Sambil menahan pilu Pak Ali menjawab, "Aku bukan tamak, kalau aku kata 'tidak' pada Angelina Jolie.... kau akan bawakan pula Pamela Lee...kalau aku katakan 'tidak' juga, barulah kau bawakan isteriku...bila aku kata 'ya', kau akan berikan mereka bertiga padaku...".

Aku yang miskin ni tak mampu tanggung mereka semua".


Selamat Pagi Cikgu

Posted by [ S H A Z ] 11:13 AM, under | No comments


Murid : Selamat pagi, cikgu.

Cikgu : (Menengking) Mengapa selamat pagi sahaja? Petang dan malam awak doakan saya tak selamat?

Murid : Selamat pagi, petang dan malam cikgu!

Cikgu : Panjang sangat! Tak pernah dibuat oleh orang! Kata selamat sejahtera! Senang dan penuh bermakna. Lagipun ucapan ini meliputi semua masa dan keadaan.

Murid : Selamat sejahtera cikgu!

Cikgu : Sama-sama, duduk! Dengar sini baik-baik. Hari ini cikgu nak uji kamu semua tentang perkataan berlawan. Bila cikgu sebutkan perkataannya, kamu semua mesti menjawab dengan cepat, lawan bagi perkataan-perkataan itu, faham?

Murid : Faham, cikgu!

Cikgu : Saya tak mahu ada apa-apa gangguan.

Murid : (senyap)

Cikgu : Pandai!

Murid : Bodoh!

Cikgu : Tinggi!

Murid : Rendah!

Cikgu : Jauh!

Murid : Dekat!

Cikgu : Keadilan!

Murid : UMNO!

Cikgu : Salah!

Murid : Betul!

Cikgu : Bodoh!

Murid : Pandai!

Cikgu : Bukan!

Murid : Ya!

Cikgu : Oh Tuhan!

Murid : Oh Hamba!

Cikgu : Dengar ini!

Murid : Dengar itu!

Cikgu : Diam!

Murid : Bising!

Cikgu : Itu bukan pertanyaan, bodoh!

Murid : Ini ialah jawapan, pandai!

Cikgu : Mati aku!

Murid : Hidup kami!

Cikgu : Rotan baru tau!

Murid : Akar lama tak tau!

Cikgu : Malas aku ajar kamu!

Murid : Rajin kami belajar cikgu!

Cikgu : Kamu gila!

Murid : Kami siuman!

Cikgu : Cukup! Cukup!

Murid : Kurang! Kurang!

Cikgu : Sudah! Sudah!

Murid : Belum! Belum!

Cikgu : Mengapa kamu semua bodoh sangat?

Murid : Sebab saya seorang pandai!

Cikgu : Oh! Melawan!

Murid : Oh! Mengalah!

Cikgu : Kurang ajar!

Murid : Cukup ajar!

Cikgu : Habis aku!

Murid : Kekal kami!

Cikgu : O.K. Pelajaran sudah habis!

Murid : K.O. Pelajaran belum bermula!

Cikgu : Sudah, bodoh!

Murid : Belum, pandai!

Cikgu : Berdiri!

Murid : Duduk!

Cikgu : Saya kata UMNO salah!

Murid : Kami dengar KeADILan betul!

Cikgu : Bangang kamu ni!

Murid : Cerdik kami tu!

Cikgu : Rosak!

Murid : Baik!

Cikgu : Kamu semua ditahan tengah hari ini!

Murid : Dilepaskan tengah malam itu!

Cikgu : (Senyap dan mengambil buku-bukunya keluar.)

Thanks....

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Tomorrow is exam

Posted by [ Z U L I E ] 12:33 AM, under | No comments

Tomorrow is exam
but still not finish study
oh no
Ilmu xpenuh di dada lg ni..
macam mane???
sape nak tolong
diri sendiri je la yg tolong
xtau exam kat mane, pukul berapa..
kelakar dan pelik btol exam ni
xpernah dibuat org
anyway,good luck
all the best
you can do it..

tgh nk exam,rasa badan x berapa sedap..nk demam
br pas makan ubat
huhu
hope get well soo

Monday, October 19, 2009

exam fever

Posted by [ Z U L I E ] 5:38 PM, under | No comments

Tomorrow
Exam
Seni dalam Pendidikan ( SDP )
not read yet
not ready yet
what should I do??
Don't know which one I have to read
Oh no..
don't do like this
huhu
The exam is tomorrow
Study!!!
Wish both of us all the best
Insyaallah

Semuanya salah

Posted by [ Z U L I E ] 5:02 PM, under | No comments

Semuanya salah
bila nak betul??
entah la
kadang2 rasa pelik
mcm2 dah dibuat
tapi semuanya x nampak
yang nampak cuma kesalahan, kesilapan
tidak seperti yang lain..
ini memang lain dari yg lain
betul, tak tipu..
mungkin tidak pada lain hari
seperti lirik lagu *perubahan melingkari.......*
walau macam mana pun, mmg itu yg dikehendaki
xboleh salahkan sesiapa pun
bertahan kerana manisnya kesusahan akan dirasai suatu masa nanti

nothing..just share

Posted by [ Z U L I E ] 4:04 PM, under | No comments

Boring2..
esok dh start exam..exam Seni dalam Pendidikan ( SDP )
boleh main2 lagi..x study langsung..xtau nk study ape..
main edit2 jap la..
inilah hasilnya..yg x seberapa..x reti main edit2..tp main suke2 je...





Sekejap je buat semua ni...pakai hantam je...tapi aku suka..Itu yang penting..

Nota I.N.G.A.T.A.N

Posted by [ Z U L I E ] 10:47 AM, under | No comments

Sebagai pelajar, kadang kala aku terbabas daripada landasan
sentiasa perlu diingatkan
ingat akan keluarga ingat akan orang tersayang
ingat akan tujuan sebenar
jangan terlalu bebas
nota ingatan atas kutulis jika aku terasa untuk membuat sedemikian


aku tampalkan di dinding
agar ku nampak jelas
isi kandungannya mudah difahami
mudah diikuti
semuanya datang dari hati
semuanya ikhtiar
usaha yang dicurahkan

Perubahan

Posted by [ Z U L I E ] 10:05 AM, under | No comments

Manusia kadang kala alpa dan lalai
Sukar untuk mencari seseorang yang teguh pendiriannya
kadang kala kita perlu diingatkan sentiasa
kadang kala kita tidak sedar orang di sekeliling kita menyayangi kita
mereka menasihati kita
mereka menegur kita
mereka membantu kita
tapi adakah kita sedar akan semua itu
apa yang kita tahu, kita marah, menengking, terasa hati apabila ditegur
memang lumrah manusia akan berkelakuan begitu
namun, kita perlu berfikiran positif
mereka mahukan yang terbaik daripada kita sebenarnya
bila seseorang itu tiada di depan mata kita
meninggalkan kita
barulah kita sedar akan semuanya
semua yang mereka buat untuk kita
sudah terlambatkan untuk kita berubah???
tiada perkataan terlambat..........
alhamdulillah, jika kita sedar awal dan berubah
ke arah perubahan yang membina
oleh itu, jangan la kita ingat kita hanya perlukan azam di awal tahun
tapi prinsip mesti dipatuhi
mesti ada target atau arah tuju
membuatkan orang di sekeliling tersenyum
itu adalah satu kejayaan...

Sunday, October 18, 2009

not so good

Posted by [ Z U L I E ] 9:50 PM, under | No comments

Do you like to eat MAGGIE??
I don't like, sometimes have to eat it..like tonight..huh, after this, don't eat maggie Zulie..
Even if I am hungry???
oh no..
maggie???easy to make it..delicious when we are hungry, but we don't know the impact for long term...so, choose which one that we want...

nowadays, so many types of maggie
laksam, kari, tom yam and others..just choose..heheh..
I will feel dizzy and more hungry if I eat maggie
not so good for our health
Zulie, you need changes.....
you know what you have to improve

my favourite: ayam masak merah

Posted by [ Z U L I E ] 6:44 PM, under | No comments

Entah kenapa tiba2 teringatkan masakan ayam masak merah yg dimakan oleh mak aku..
wa, mmg no. 1 la..sedap gler
dah la aku ni mmg ske sgt2 ayam
setiap hari makan ayam pun xpe
sampai smua org dlm rumah tau yg aku ni mmg suke sgt makan ayam
ape2 mesti ayam

pastu cari la resepi ayam masak merah dalam internet,x same dgn resepi mak aku
aku pun pandai masak ayam masak merah ni
first class!!hehe..
seronok ble memasak..
hati baru masih baru cinta akan aktiviti memasak
lebih kurang setahun
unbelievable
sesorg itu boleh berubah jika mereka nak

Aku kongsikan resepi ayam masak merah mengikut cita rasa aku :


Bahan-bahannya:
ayam (dipotong )
(goreng kunyit & garam - jgn sampai kering)
Rempah tumis (bunga lawang, kulit kayu manis, cengkih)
3 ulas bwg merah
2 ulas bwg putih
1 inci halia
1 btg serai
2 sudu cili kisar
4 sudu sos tomato
4 sudu sos cili
1 cawan minyak
1 ulas bwg besar potong bulat
Garam & gula secukup rasa


Cara-cara memasak:
Kisar bwg merah, putih & halia.Panaskan api,masukkan rempah tumis, serai & bahan kisar.Selepas itu,masukkan cili kisar. Tumis sehingga naik bau. Kemudian, masukkan cili dan tomato. Gaul sampai rata. Masukkan bawang besar. Bila kuah dah sebati digaul, masukkan ayam yg sudah digoreng tadi. masukkan garam dan gula secukup rasa.
Dah siap..

Masak-masak

Posted by [ Z U L I E ] 2:14 PM, under | No comments

Gambar-gambar masakan yg aku masak hari ini yg dh masuk dlm perut aku semuanya..hehe
Walaupun makanan ini simple, but I love it and I'm so happy make it..

bahan-bahan untuk memasak sup sayur..kena makan sayur jugak


sayur-sayur yang baru saja dimasukkan ke dalam rice cooker..guna ape yang ada je..
suke warna warni..colourful


lauk sardin yang baru je siap dimasak oleh Chef Zulie.
sardin + kentang + sedikit carrot


siap untuk dijamu selera..ala2 kampung..hehe


lengkap..di dalam bilik, hostel je..bukan dekat rumah..tapi lengkap semuanya


sepinggan nasi lengkap untuk makan tengahari




sardin + sup sayur

Posted by [ Z U L I E ] 11:27 AM, under | No comments

Hari ni hari Ahad...
dr smlm lg nk memasak..
dh beli smua bahannya
nk masak sardin, sup sayur dan yang paling penting NASI..
makan utk seorg
seronok memasak sorg2..mcm main masak2..
masak yg simple2 je..
kejap lg aku masukkan gambar2 masakan aku..
sedap untuk dirasa..haha..daripada Chef Zulie!!!
rasa seperti berada di rumah walaupun pd dasarnye xpun

Alhamdulillah..dah kenyang..
nikmat makan
berjaya juga hari ni..satu pencapaian yg patut dibangga oleh Zulie..
hehe
memasak adalah seni
menjadi mudah jika hati mencintainya
mencuba patut dijadikan pegangan..INSYAALLAH

Saturday, October 17, 2009

gambar hari ini

Posted by [ Z U L I E ] 8:00 PM, under | No comments


I want to share with you all my pictures,...today!!

with k.ain and ina at queensbay mall, penang


eat something...


watched papadom...acting before enter the hall..heheh

thank you..with you all..memories

unexpected day..

Posted by [ Z U L I E ] 5:53 PM, under | No comments

Unexpected day..
I thought that I will go out alone..
But, I met somebody in my way when I wanted to go out..
Thanks..

I changed my plan
We went to queensbay mall
first, we ate
I chose my favourite
I tried something new for me..
Before that, I prayed first
Then, we watched movie together
We watched 'PAPADOM'
quite good
nasi kandar Saadom??hehe
quite touching
about a loving father and who is care about his daughter
sometimes, we don't realize that our father loves us very much
they are not showing the feelings
but,as a daughter or son, we should know it
so,love your father
love your mother
love your siblings
love your FAMILY
love people around YOU!!!!

morning everyone!!

Posted by [ Z U L I E ] 8:24 AM, under | No comments

Wa, i woke up early today...hehhe..early??not so..
still alone..
received a call from my friend..accompany me for 10 minutes..it's ok than nothing
want to hang out today??don't know yet..
still thinking about it
go out alone..so rare to do like that..but I have to..
this morning, I read a statement said that:
"women better than men communicate"

is it true???believe it?
women are more polite in communication?
let's think about it and improve ourselves...


Friday, October 16, 2009

im bored

Posted by [ Z U L I E ] 10:27 PM, under | No comments

so boring...don't know what to do..
i already ate nasi campur for my dinner..
but,my stomach was still shouting..want something to come in..
so,i ate maggie..for a long time i did not eat maggie..coz i will fell dizzy after eat it.
i mixed maggie with pak choy and carrot..quite good..
Suddenly,i remembered the moment i watched movie at this evening..
i could not remember the title of movie..something like 'cloudy.....meatball'

our ticket..watched together .THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!

the story was quite ok..
cartoon
all about food..
it delivered message too...
eat too much will make our body to become more bigger like 'datuk bandar' in that story..hehhe..
from thin ...become fat...

don't know

Posted by [ Z U L I E ] 2:25 PM, under | No comments

When everyone is happy,i'm not..why???
why should you do this to me?
no one beside me...but,my parents always with me..thanks
no call,no msg and others..
like want to back home...but,my hometown is far away..
my heart is beating...
please support me..i beg u..
believe? trust?
or smile??so hard to smile?
laugh together
so difficult to have it right now
someone please lend me your shoulder..no need any shoulder..
my pillow always accompany me..it understands me..
listen to the radio can make me ok..
take ablutions
insyaAllah,i will be more cheerful than before..
i trust u

Thursday, October 15, 2009

rase mcm nk [D.E.M.A.M]

Posted by [ Z U L I E ] 6:01 PM, under | No comments

I don't like...i don't know why..after i woke up from my sleep just now, i felt like want to get fever..oh no..so many things that I want to do..let me do it!!!give me strength and spirits..felt like cold..huhu..hope i will be ok after this..relax zulie..

cuti deepavali..

Posted by [ Z U L I E ] 2:14 PM, under | No comments

They went back already..im not..my roomate went to queensbay..but,i still sit on a chair..in front of my lovely laptop..playing with facebook and read newspaper..fortunately,akok ana gave me to borrow her cd..so,it can make my holiday become more happy..happy???don't know yet..holiday for deepavali from from this afternoon until monday..quite long..but,what can i do..just stay at my room..so boring.hope internet can work efficiently and faster than common day..huh.hope so..
what can i do during this holiday???
-sleep?
-eat?i like to eat very much..
-playing game??ohho,i dont like to play game..
-facebook?
-blog??
-read something??unbelievable..
-others....what??let me think first...

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

dalam dilema..

Posted by [ Z U L I E ] 5:20 PM, under | No comments

Hari ni aku btol2 xde mood langsung...ntah la xtau mcmne nk describe perasaan aku...hari ni dah la xde kelas langsung...lepas main internet,aku tidur je...tidur macam tiada hari esok..sungguh menakutkan statement aku ni...tidur mmg x sedar diri...walaupun tak makan tghari,tp aku lena dibuai mimpi..lepas smbhyg zuhur yg agak lewat...terus g makan...alhamdullillah aku dah kenyang sekarang ni...
Sebenarnya aku x suka fikir pasal balik rumah..bukannye ape leceh dan letih balik rumah kalau cuti setakat beberapa hari sgt...boleh dikatakan semua orang balik cuti sempena Deepavali ni...aku dan roomate aku x balik..aku kadang2 bukannye ape,risau pasal nk beli makanan kt mane nnt..xtau la sama ada dia balik atau tak....sebelum ni cakap x balik..aku dah mula rasa lega..tp sekarang????xtau la...aku terima je..aku xde hak untuk bercakap apa-apa..bila hati keliru,aku terus telefon rumah..mak aku pesan kalau xde sape2 kat asrama,balik la..tapi aku xnak balik..xpe la..kakalu abg aku ade kereta,boleh la jalan2 ngn dia..tp kereta kena baiki sbb accident ngn aku dulu..remuk teruk kereta..huhu..boleh endi belanja aku..tp...nak buat macam mane...

berita gembira!!!!lee fern nak g Tesco..so boleh la aku suruh dia keluarkan duit aku kt bank..duit yg semakin hari semakin berkurang..huhu...sedih betul aku rasa kalau duit semakin kurang..huahua..
aku dalam delima nak balik atau x..tp aku akan berpegang pada janji aku..aku x balik..balik cuma masa cuti akhir tahun nnt lepas final exam...
SABAR je la Zulie....you can do it!!

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

agar-agar milo berjaya!!!

Posted by [ Z U L I E ] 4:17 PM, under | No comments

Aku, diya, akok ana dan fatin telah berjaya membuat agar-agar milo...walaupun org kata mudah,tp terdapat juga rintangan utk membuatnya...ktorg buat agar-agar milo ni dalam pukul 2.20pm..before tu, aku tdo...bgn2 je diorg dh start masak...tp br mula la...tgh cairkan agar-agar..menarik sangat masa nk wat agar-agar milo ni..banyak juga agar-agar milo yg ktorg dapat...3 tupperware..ok la..sbnrnya agar-agar ni ktorg wat khas untuk jamuan hari raya malam ni..kiranya ktorg sponsor la..haha..cuma sebagai menu sampingan..menu lain ada..ada soto,nasi tomato dll..satay pun ada...

agar-agar milo yang special daripada kami ber4..

Ptg ni maybe pergi set up gelanggara..diorang ada buat ketupat gak..so,boleh la hias-hias sikit...

hiasan ketupat yang dibuat oleh kawan2 lain

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